k.o.b.e
hi there and welcome to kobe airways, we will be travelling at an astonomical speed today to try and get your heart rate so fast and hard that it actually beats out of you chest, just to let u no that there are no emergency exits or seatbelts as the speed we are travelling at that if we do happen to crash it wont make a shit of difference as im pretty sure there wont be any survivors to complain anyway, we should be arriving at our destination as soon as our captain,me,wakes from his drug fueled coma, we apologize about the quality of our airline food as free food is becoming hard to find these days....thank u for travelling kobe airways